- Removing other peoples’ shoes and sucking on
their toes.
- Assaulting the postmaster.
- Running through the church knocking people in their knees.
- Trying to take off other childrens’ pants.
- Stealing food from strangers {read: snacks from other children}.
- Indiscriminately lifting shirts of random people and sticking them in their belly buttons.
- Hitting babies in the head with blunt objects including hammers and blocks of wood.
- Removing his underpants {read: diaper} while standing in the front yard.
- Flagrant destruction of property.
- Tampering and opening mail that is not addressed to him.
- Pushing, pulling, or face planting in the chests of others, especially women.
- Taking his pants off at the park.
- Peeing on other people {read: pediatrician’s nurse}.
- Staging a standoff in the grocery store and resisting arrest {read: attempting to refuse lap belt in grocery cart}.
And this, right here, is why it takes a village…
“Train up a child in the way he should go, even when he is
old, he will not depart from it.”
Proverbs 22:6
ReplyDeleteHaha! Lacey, that was so cute!