Thursday, February 16, 2017

The Evolution of a Toddler

I don’t believe in evolution.  I just don’t.  That said, I firmly believe toddlers have evolved from raccoons.

I would know this to be true because I currently live with two raccoons … toddlers.  This fact is evident just by looking at the proliferation of gray hairs on my head, my ever-thinning patience, and the slight twitch that’s developed just above my right eye. I’m a tired, impatient, twitching, gray-headed lady.  But this story’s about raccoons, not me…

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Happy Valentines Day 2017 (Even if it is the second worst holiday ever...)

Just poppin’ in to wish you all a Happy Valentine’s Day.  Our day has been full of post-lunch wardrobe changes, a time-out or two, and an abundance of love. 

Monday, February 13, 2017

On the Eve of the Second Worst Holiday Ever: The One Where I Preach To Myself

I started to write a Valentine’s Day post…but then I thought about specific things that would have a lot more impact than a bunch of love words strung together. 

This is what I’ve come up with on the eve of the Second Worst Holiday Ever…(because actually, I think Halloween 10,000 times worse…)