I don’t believe in
evolution. I just don’t. That said, I firmly believe toddlers have
evolved from raccoons.
I would know this to be true
because I currently live with two raccoons … toddlers. This fact is evident just by looking at the proliferation
of gray hairs on my head, my ever-thinning patience, and the slight twitch that’s
developed just above my right eye. I’m a tired, impatient, twitching, gray-headed
lady. But this story’s about raccoons,
not me…